Wear Chinese Basic Sentence Order, Think like a Detective, Funny Chinese heavyweight t-shirt

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This is for Grammar Geeks–中文就像侦探小说– Chinese is like a detective novel. The picture shows the basic Chinese sentence order, subject, time, location, how, and the last is the verb.

Unlike English, when you speak Chinese, the bigger context matter much more than what actually happened, hence the order.

When you speak Chinese, think like an detective, who, when, where, how, something happened. For example, Richard 昨天 在 超市 买了 蓝莓。Richard yesterday at the supermarket bought blue berries.

Here is the breakdown of the phrase and how you can use it!

中文- zhongwen - Chinese language
就像 - jiuxiang - just like
侦探 - zhentan - detective
小说 - xiaoshuo - literally little speech, actually novel

Chinese is like a detective novel, do you agree?

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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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